Az I Laugh At It....
- George was waking from surgery, and Sharon was at his bedside. His eyes fluttered open, and he said, "Hello, beautiful!" - and fell back to sleep. A few minutes later, he again awoke, and seeing Sharon still at his bedside, said, "Hello!" Sharon frowned disappointment, and asked, "What happened to 'beautiful?'" George replied, "The drugs are wearing off!"
- The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest sentence is "I do."
- In Arizona, 4 out of every 3 students have trouble in math!
- A woman searching for a job inquired about benefits. The HR manager said they have excellent life and health coverages, but that it is deducted from each employees paycheck. Objecting, the woman said, "My last employer had full-health coverage, five-year salary for life insurance, one-month sick leave - and the employer paid everything!" The HR manager asked, "Why, then, would you leave such a job?" The woman shrugged, and said, "The company went bankrupt!"
- With the current stock market turmoil, the easiest way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one!
- The shortest sentence is "I am." The longest sentence is "I do."
- In Arizona, 4 out of every 3 students have trouble in math!
- A woman searching for a job inquired about benefits. The HR manager said they have excellent life and health coverages, but that it is deducted from each employees paycheck. Objecting, the woman said, "My last employer had full-health coverage, five-year salary for life insurance, one-month sick leave - and the employer paid everything!" The HR manager asked, "Why, then, would you leave such a job?" The woman shrugged, and said, "The company went bankrupt!"
- With the current stock market turmoil, the easiest way to make a small fortune is to start with a large one!
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