Az I Laugh At It....
- When Nicky was just a kid, he used to pray every night for a bike. Then he realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so he stole a bike and asked the Lord for forgiveness!
- Sharon awoke from her afternoon nap, and told George, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for my birthday. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," replied George. That evening, George came with a small package, and gave it to Sharon. Delighted, she opened it - and found a book titled, 'The Meaning of Dreams.'
- Carol: I think PJ used to visit prostitutes before we met.
Alice: What makes you think so?
Carol: Well, one night we were just playing around, and he picked me up and carried me into the bedroom. I giggled, and asked, "Should I struggle?" and he said, "I don't know, does it cost extra?"
- Sharon awoke from her afternoon nap, and told George, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for my birthday. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," replied George. That evening, George came with a small package, and gave it to Sharon. Delighted, she opened it - and found a book titled, 'The Meaning of Dreams.'
- Carol: I think PJ used to visit prostitutes before we met.
Alice: What makes you think so?
Carol: Well, one night we were just playing around, and he picked me up and carried me into the bedroom. I giggled, and asked, "Should I struggle?" and he said, "I don't know, does it cost extra?"
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