Az I Laugh At It....
- "I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2,000 of something! - comedian Mitch Hedberg
- A woman never forgets the men she could have had. A man never forgets the women he couldn't have had!
- Never argue with a woman when she's tired - or rested!
- Blind man, in a bar: "Do you want to hear a blond joke?" The bartender says, "Before you say it, I'm blond, the bouncer is blond, and the two people on either side of you are blond. Do you still want to tell it?" The blind man replied, "Well, no - not if I'm going to have to explain it four times!"
- Sharon was sitting on the edge of the couch, watching the Food Network, when George asked, "Why do you watch those food shows? You don't even cook!" Sharon replied, "Then why do you watch football?"
- Alex arrived late for for Sunday School, and the teacher asked him why. Alex replied, "I was going to go fishing, but my dad told me I needed to go to church instead." Impressed, the teacher then asked, "Did your father tell you why it was more important for you to go to church, than to go fishing?" "Yes," said Alex. "My dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us!"
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- A woman never forgets the men she could have had. A man never forgets the women he couldn't have had!
- Never argue with a woman when she's tired - or rested!
- Blind man, in a bar: "Do you want to hear a blond joke?" The bartender says, "Before you say it, I'm blond, the bouncer is blond, and the two people on either side of you are blond. Do you still want to tell it?" The blind man replied, "Well, no - not if I'm going to have to explain it four times!"
- Sharon was sitting on the edge of the couch, watching the Food Network, when George asked, "Why do you watch those food shows? You don't even cook!" Sharon replied, "Then why do you watch football?"
- Alex arrived late for for Sunday School, and the teacher asked him why. Alex replied, "I was going to go fishing, but my dad told me I needed to go to church instead." Impressed, the teacher then asked, "Did your father tell you why it was more important for you to go to church, than to go fishing?" "Yes," said Alex. "My dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us!"
Sign over the restroom hot-air hand dryer: Please push button for a message from Sen. John McCain
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