Az I Laugh At It....
- Bernie and Nick were finished with work. Bernie proclaimed, "As soon as I get home, I'm going to rip off my wife's panties!" Nick asked, "That horny, huh?" Bernie said, "No, the elastic in the legs are killing me!"
- Sharon was wearing a designer t-shirt with 'GUESS' on it. I said, "Thyroid condition?" She's still not speaking to me!
- The Sunday school teacher said to her students, "We have been learning how powerful Kings and Queens were in Bible times, but is there a higher power? Can anyone tell me what it is?" Little Nicky raised his hand, and said, "Aces!"
- Sharon was wearing a designer t-shirt with 'GUESS' on it. I said, "Thyroid condition?" She's still not speaking to me!
- The Sunday school teacher said to her students, "We have been learning how powerful Kings and Queens were in Bible times, but is there a higher power? Can anyone tell me what it is?" Little Nicky raised his hand, and said, "Aces!"
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