Az I Laugh At It....
- Susan told Nick, "That young couple next door are so loving. Every day, when he leaves for work, he kisses her goodbye - and every evening, when he comes home, he brings her a dozen roses. Now, why can't you do that?" Nick replied, "Gee, Susan, I hardly even know her!"
- Sharon called George, sounding very disgusted. "What's the matter?" asked George. Sharon growled, "I just bought a jigsaw puzzle of a big rooster and I can't get any of the pieces to line up." "I'll be home soon," said George. Upon arriving home, Sharon led George to the kitchen table and showed him the puzzle. George said, "For Heaven's sake, Sharon, put the Corn Flakes back in the box!"
- After a long day of staff meetings, Bernie was sitting at a bar, looking quite dismayed, so the bartender asked him what was the matter. "The Principal gave an aptitude test today, to see what we're best-suited for," said Bernie. "So, what's the problem?" asked the bartender. Bernie replied, "Well, it seems I'm best-suited for unemployment!"
- A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter's room, when she finds a bondage magazine, hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do. After flicking through the magazine, her husband says, "To be honest, I'm not sure, but I don't think spanking her is going to help!"
- Sharon called George, sounding very disgusted. "What's the matter?" asked George. Sharon growled, "I just bought a jigsaw puzzle of a big rooster and I can't get any of the pieces to line up." "I'll be home soon," said George. Upon arriving home, Sharon led George to the kitchen table and showed him the puzzle. George said, "For Heaven's sake, Sharon, put the Corn Flakes back in the box!"
- After a long day of staff meetings, Bernie was sitting at a bar, looking quite dismayed, so the bartender asked him what was the matter. "The Principal gave an aptitude test today, to see what we're best-suited for," said Bernie. "So, what's the problem?" asked the bartender. Bernie replied, "Well, it seems I'm best-suited for unemployment!"
- A mother is cleaning her teenage daughter's room, when she finds a bondage magazine, hidden under the bed. She shows it to her husband and asks him what he thinks they should do. After flicking through the magazine, her husband says, "To be honest, I'm not sure, but I don't think spanking her is going to help!"
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