Az I Laugh At It....
- There are five fruits in a bowl. Which you would choose says a lot about you. Interpretations at bottom.
Fruit selection: A. apple B. banana C. strawberry D. peach E. orange
- Bernie was such a womanizer, so true to form, he was at a department store one afternoon and was attracted to the saleswoman, proceeding to ask her on a date for that evening. She snapped at him, "I know your type. You think you can get me into bed. I can read you like a book!" Bernie smiled, and said, "Well, then, don't miss chapter five - it's a doozie!"
- PJ was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket, when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, Lord," he implored, "let it be blood!"
- Interpretation to fruit selection above:
A. You like apples
B. you like bananas
C. you like strawberries
D. you like peaches
E. You like oranges
Fruit selection: A. apple B. banana C. strawberry D. peach E. orange
- Bernie was such a womanizer, so true to form, he was at a department store one afternoon and was attracted to the saleswoman, proceeding to ask her on a date for that evening. She snapped at him, "I know your type. You think you can get me into bed. I can read you like a book!" Bernie smiled, and said, "Well, then, don't miss chapter five - it's a doozie!"
- PJ was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket, when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg. "Please, Lord," he implored, "let it be blood!"
- Interpretation to fruit selection above:
A. You like apples
B. you like bananas
C. you like strawberries
D. you like peaches
E. You like oranges
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