Az I Laugh At It....
- Outside a church, in Boston, a young boy was weeping. An old lady approached him and asked what was the matter. The little boy said, "My Grandma passed away this morning." "I'm so sorry," the lady replied, "would you like me to call Father O'Riley?" "NO!" said the boy. "At a time like this, sex is the last thing I have in mind!"
- Sharon and George were at a NYC fashion show, when Sharon noticed him overly-staring at the models in their short skirts and revealing tops. "George," she carped, "Stop that! You act like you've never seen a woman's legs or breasts before!" "You know," answered George, "I was just thinking the same thing!"
- "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. It works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita." - Maxine
- "There's only one more shopping day until tomorrow!" - Sharon
- Sharon and George were at a NYC fashion show, when Sharon noticed him overly-staring at the models in their short skirts and revealing tops. "George," she carped, "Stop that! You act like you've never seen a woman's legs or breasts before!" "You know," answered George, "I was just thinking the same thing!"
- "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. It works much better if the salt accompanies a Margarita." - Maxine
- "There's only one more shopping day until tomorrow!" - Sharon
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