Az I Laugh At It....
- George pulled up a stool at his favorite bar, and announced, "Sharon must really love me a lot!" "What makes you say that?" asked the barkeep. George explained, "I had to take a couple of days off from work. Sharon was so thrilled that every time the Postman or the UPS man came by, she'd run down the driveway, waving her arms and hollering, "My husband's home! My Husband's home!"
- Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, children may see their parents age 20 years!
- Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled!
- Nick was examining his son Alec's report card. "One thing in your favor," he announced. With this report card, you couldn't possibly be cheating!"
- A budget is a complete record of how you managed to spend more than you earned!
- Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, children may see their parents age 20 years!
- Some people have no respect for age unless it's bottled!
- Nick was examining his son Alec's report card. "One thing in your favor," he announced. With this report card, you couldn't possibly be cheating!"
- A budget is a complete record of how you managed to spend more than you earned!
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