Az I Laugh At It....
- The Lawyer asked Kelly, "Do you want the bad news or the terrible news?" "Tell me the bad news," answered Kelly. The Lawyer said, "Your wife found a picture worth $500K," stated the Attorney. "What's so bad about that?" asked Kelly. "What's the terrible news?" The Lawyer replied, "It's a picture of you and your mistress!"
- George bought Sharon a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. After hearing of it, Howie asked, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-wheel drive vehicles?" "She did," said George, "but where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
- "My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine!" - Nick
- Bernie was telling the guys that he has sex almost every night of the week. "Really?" asked Jeff. "It's true," said Bernie. "Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday...."
- "Alec asked his father, "What's the difference between 'confident' and 'confidential?'" His father replied, "You are my son - I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son - that's confidential!"
- "I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find any!" - PJ
- George bought Sharon a beautiful diamond ring for her birthday. After hearing of it, Howie asked, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-wheel drive vehicles?" "She did," said George, "but where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
- "My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine!" - Nick
- Bernie was telling the guys that he has sex almost every night of the week. "Really?" asked Jeff. "It's true," said Bernie. "Almost Monday, almost Tuesday, almost Wednesday...."
- "Alec asked his father, "What's the difference between 'confident' and 'confidential?'" His father replied, "You are my son - I'm confident about that. Your friend over there is also my son - that's confidential!"
- "I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find any!" - PJ
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