Az I Laugh At It....
- Save the Earth! It's the only planet with chocolate!
-100 years ago, in 1860, California became a state. People had no electricity, the state had no money, almost everyone spoke Spanish, and there were gunfights in the streets. So, basically, nothing has changed, except then, the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands!
- Did you hear about the recent earthquake in Mexico? It caused $100M in improvements!
- The difference between biology and sociology: When the baby looks like dad or mom, that's biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, that's sociology!
- Sharon's daughter called, and cried, "He fought with me again. I'm coming to live with you." Sharon replied, "No, Darling, he must pay for his mistakes. I'm coming to live with you!"
- A Genie gave me one wish. "I want to live forever!" I pleaded. "Sorry," said the Genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I countered. "Then, I want to die after the Republicans get their heads out of their asses!" The Genie winked!
-100 years ago, in 1860, California became a state. People had no electricity, the state had no money, almost everyone spoke Spanish, and there were gunfights in the streets. So, basically, nothing has changed, except then, the women had real breasts and the men didn't hold hands!
- Did you hear about the recent earthquake in Mexico? It caused $100M in improvements!
- The difference between biology and sociology: When the baby looks like dad or mom, that's biology. When the baby looks like the neighbor, that's sociology!
- Sharon's daughter called, and cried, "He fought with me again. I'm coming to live with you." Sharon replied, "No, Darling, he must pay for his mistakes. I'm coming to live with you!"
- A Genie gave me one wish. "I want to live forever!" I pleaded. "Sorry," said the Genie, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that." "Fine," I countered. "Then, I want to die after the Republicans get their heads out of their asses!" The Genie winked!
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