Az I See It....
- "I really don't think I need 'buns of steel.' I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon!" - Ellen DeGeneres
- A study by TerraChoice indicates that 95% of products advertised as 'green' are anything but! Turns out the only green things are Kermet the Frog, over-trusting consumers, and the money wasted on this global, consumer scam!
- More scams - U.S. Airways, Delta, and United airlines are claiming huge profits for the recent 3rd fiscal quarter - much of it for baggage and seat-charge fees. I'll fly Southwest!
- A 76-year old woman, in Nogales, Az., was arrested with 3lbs of cocaine strapped to her body. She claimed it was medicinal cocaine!
- Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is officially opposed to Proposition 203, which would legalize marijuana for medicinal use. I only wish we knew what she was high on - THAT is what should be legalized!
- Obamacare, if ever implemented, would assist the 640,000 Arizonans that just lost their preventive care benefits. The state saved $2.8B for now. Arizona will lose much more in the long run!
- NFL players will now be suspended for spearing - tackling a player head/helmet first. Players are grumbling - all but the ex-players in wheelchairs, who are cheering!
- An Israeli Grand Chessmaster played 522 games, simultaneously, breaking the Guiness World Record of 500, formerly held be an Iranian. Iran's President Ahmanidiot immediately called a jihad for his army to storm all Israeli Castles!
- Pope Benedict XVI elevated 24 Catholic leaders to be Cardinals, 10 of which are Italian. Aside from differences of opinion on abortion, there is now a movement underway to return Communion wafers to taste like gnocchi, instead of pierogies!
- October is Women's Breast Health Month. A recent study of 15,000 women found that those who perform fellatio on their men had a 70% less occurrence of breast cancer. Okay men, you still have time to step-it-up, save your women from this affliction, and report your clinical research on Facebook or You-Tube!
- "I don't think I need exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he'd have put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers
- A study by TerraChoice indicates that 95% of products advertised as 'green' are anything but! Turns out the only green things are Kermet the Frog, over-trusting consumers, and the money wasted on this global, consumer scam!
- More scams - U.S. Airways, Delta, and United airlines are claiming huge profits for the recent 3rd fiscal quarter - much of it for baggage and seat-charge fees. I'll fly Southwest!
- A 76-year old woman, in Nogales, Az., was arrested with 3lbs of cocaine strapped to her body. She claimed it was medicinal cocaine!
- Arizona Governor Jan Brewer is officially opposed to Proposition 203, which would legalize marijuana for medicinal use. I only wish we knew what she was high on - THAT is what should be legalized!
- Obamacare, if ever implemented, would assist the 640,000 Arizonans that just lost their preventive care benefits. The state saved $2.8B for now. Arizona will lose much more in the long run!
- NFL players will now be suspended for spearing - tackling a player head/helmet first. Players are grumbling - all but the ex-players in wheelchairs, who are cheering!
- An Israeli Grand Chessmaster played 522 games, simultaneously, breaking the Guiness World Record of 500, formerly held be an Iranian. Iran's President Ahmanidiot immediately called a jihad for his army to storm all Israeli Castles!
- Pope Benedict XVI elevated 24 Catholic leaders to be Cardinals, 10 of which are Italian. Aside from differences of opinion on abortion, there is now a movement underway to return Communion wafers to taste like gnocchi, instead of pierogies!
- October is Women's Breast Health Month. A recent study of 15,000 women found that those who perform fellatio on their men had a 70% less occurrence of breast cancer. Okay men, you still have time to step-it-up, save your women from this affliction, and report your clinical research on Facebook or You-Tube!
- "I don't think I need exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he'd have put diamonds on the floor." - Joan Rivers
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