Az I Laugh At It....
- I asked PJ, "Can you remember the name of the first girl you ever kissed?" He replied, "I can't even remember the name of the LAST one!"
- Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd have come to me sooner!"
- Sharon opened the door to find a very handsome young man, who introduced himself saying he had come to collect for the Salvation Army. "How do I know that?" she asked. "How do I know you're with the Salvation Army? How do I know you're not some sex fiend who has come to take advantage of a poor, defenseless female, who's all alone in her house....and will be, until 5pm this evening?"
- A recent Pew Research Center survey reveals that nearly 80% of Americans do not trust the government. The other 20% have never worked for the government!
- The worst foods to eat are potato chips, soda pop, and wedding cake!
- Have you tried the Italian Pasta Diet? Walk pasta da bakery, walk pasta da candy store, walk pasta da ice cream shop, walk pasta da table and refrigerator. It really works - you will lose weight!
- Another Pew study reports that depressed people are extremely apt to eat chocolate and gain weight. How depressing - I need some chocolate!
- Doctors can be frustrating. You wait a month-and-half for an appointment, and he says, "I wish you'd have come to me sooner!"
- Sharon opened the door to find a very handsome young man, who introduced himself saying he had come to collect for the Salvation Army. "How do I know that?" she asked. "How do I know you're with the Salvation Army? How do I know you're not some sex fiend who has come to take advantage of a poor, defenseless female, who's all alone in her house....and will be, until 5pm this evening?"
- A recent Pew Research Center survey reveals that nearly 80% of Americans do not trust the government. The other 20% have never worked for the government!
- The worst foods to eat are potato chips, soda pop, and wedding cake!
- Have you tried the Italian Pasta Diet? Walk pasta da bakery, walk pasta da candy store, walk pasta da ice cream shop, walk pasta da table and refrigerator. It really works - you will lose weight!
- Another Pew study reports that depressed people are extremely apt to eat chocolate and gain weight. How depressing - I need some chocolate!
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