Az I Laugh At It....
- I saw a radical muslim terrorist fall into Lake Pleasant early this morning. I informed emergency services. It's now 6:00pm and they still haven't responded, so now I'm starting to think I wasted a stamp!
- Little Nicky was resting on a park bench, eating one candy bar after another, when a man from the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy is no good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat!" Little Nicky replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107-years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat so much candy at once?" "No," replied Little Nicky, "He minded his own f#*@ing business!"
- Three-year-old Alec was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom," he asked, "are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied!
- The young golfer asked PJ why he didn't play golf anymore. "Well," replied PJ, "I began shooting low 70s every time." The boy asked, "Why would you quit when shooting consistently low 70s?" PJ replied, "Well, son, it was low 70s on every hole!"
- The Irony of Life - by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere!
- Little Nicky was resting on a park bench, eating one candy bar after another, when a man from the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy is no good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat!" Little Nicky replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107-years old." The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat so much candy at once?" "No," replied Little Nicky, "He minded his own f#*@ing business!"
- Three-year-old Alec was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom," he asked, "are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied!
- The young golfer asked PJ why he didn't play golf anymore. "Well," replied PJ, "I began shooting low 70s every time." The boy asked, "Why would you quit when shooting consistently low 70s?" PJ replied, "Well, son, it was low 70s on every hole!"
- The Irony of Life - by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere!
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