Az I Laugh At It....
- Susan came down the aisle, looking every bit the beautiful bride. At the altar ahead, there stood Nick, with his golf bag at his side. Susan asked, "What are you doing with your golf clubs here?" Nick looked her straight in the eyes, and replied, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
- George came home from work, and asked Sharon, "If I were suddenly disfigured, or gravely ill, would you still love me?" "Darling, of course I would," answered Sharon, calmly filing her fingernails. George persisted, "What if I lost my job and had only unemployment benefits to live on?" Sharon looked at George's worried face. "George, I'll always love you," she reassured him. "But most of all, I'll really miss you!"
- I got a great deal for a vacation package, on Black Friday. Five days and zero nights at a 5-Star resort hotel. I just have to drive home each night!
- Before his impending surgery, the Pastor asked PJ what he would like his mourners to say, while viewing him in his casket, should the surgery go badly. PJ replied, "I'd like them to say, 'Look - he's moving!'"
- George came home from work, and asked Sharon, "If I were suddenly disfigured, or gravely ill, would you still love me?" "Darling, of course I would," answered Sharon, calmly filing her fingernails. George persisted, "What if I lost my job and had only unemployment benefits to live on?" Sharon looked at George's worried face. "George, I'll always love you," she reassured him. "But most of all, I'll really miss you!"
- I got a great deal for a vacation package, on Black Friday. Five days and zero nights at a 5-Star resort hotel. I just have to drive home each night!
- Before his impending surgery, the Pastor asked PJ what he would like his mourners to say, while viewing him in his casket, should the surgery go badly. PJ replied, "I'd like them to say, 'Look - he's moving!'"
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