Az I Laugh At It....
- Nurse: "Good morning, PJ. You seem to be coughing much more easily this morning."
PJ: "That's because I've been awake all night practicing!"
- Bernie picked up an attractive woman, who flagged him down in a seedy part of town. As they rode, he asked her what she did for a living. She winked, and said, "I'm a magician." Bernie protested, "No way! Prove it!" So, she put her hand gently on his thigh, and 'POOF!' - Bernie turned into a motel!
After careful examination, the doctor told Howie, "Take these three green pills, with water, each morning, these three red pills, with water, each afternoon, and these three blue pills, with water, each evening. That should take care of it." "What's my problem, Doc?" asked Howie. The Doctor replied, "You're not drinking enough water!"
- Chris and Chip were at a bar, having drinks. Chris asked, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times each night?" "Really?" moaned Chip. "And I just joined Kiwanis!"
PJ: "That's because I've been awake all night practicing!"
- Bernie picked up an attractive woman, who flagged him down in a seedy part of town. As they rode, he asked her what she did for a living. She winked, and said, "I'm a magician." Bernie protested, "No way! Prove it!" So, she put her hand gently on his thigh, and 'POOF!' - Bernie turned into a motel!
After careful examination, the doctor told Howie, "Take these three green pills, with water, each morning, these three red pills, with water, each afternoon, and these three blue pills, with water, each evening. That should take care of it." "What's my problem, Doc?" asked Howie. The Doctor replied, "You're not drinking enough water!"
- Chris and Chip were at a bar, having drinks. Chris asked, "Did you know that elks have sex 10 to 15 times each night?" "Really?" moaned Chip. "And I just joined Kiwanis!"
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