Az I Laugh At It....
- Sharon and George were at the marriage counselor. The counselor asked, "George, is it true that for the last three years of your marriage you have not spoken to Sharon?" "Yes, that is correct," George replied. "And how do explain this unusual behavior?" countered the counselor. George answered, "I didn't want to interrupt her!"
- "I don't want you to think I don't like marriage. I have been happily married five times. My last wife was one of them women libbers. She got mad because I opened the car door for her. Of course, we were going 75mph at the time!" - PJ
- A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ, depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, more masculine features. However, if she is pre-menstrual, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth, a spear lodged in his chest, with a bat up his ass, while he is on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject!
- Two blondes decided they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. They drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect tree. They had planned the trip well. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats, and hats. They had a chainsaw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree, and rope to drag it back to the car. Every detail was covered. They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, so nothing but the perfect tree would do. Finally, after several hours, with the sun beginning to set, one blonde said to the other, "I can't take this anymore. There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one, even if it's not decorated!
- Merry Christmas!
- "I don't want you to think I don't like marriage. I have been happily married five times. My last wife was one of them women libbers. She got mad because I opened the car door for her. Of course, we were going 75mph at the time!" - PJ
- A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ, depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, more masculine features. However, if she is pre-menstrual, or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth, a spear lodged in his chest, with a bat up his ass, while he is on fire. No further studies are expected on this subject!
- Two blondes decided they wanted to cut down their own Christmas tree. They drove two hours into the country and walked deep into the woods to find the perfect tree. They had planned the trip well. They were dressed warmly with boots, warm coats, and hats. They had a chainsaw, hatchet, a bag to protect the tree, and rope to drag it back to the car. Every detail was covered. They searched and searched. They had gone to all this trouble, so nothing but the perfect tree would do. Finally, after several hours, with the sun beginning to set, one blonde said to the other, "I can't take this anymore. There are hundreds of beautiful trees out here. Let's just pick one, even if it's not decorated!
- Merry Christmas!
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