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Prologue: One plain chocolate bar has more protein than a banana!
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!
- Arizona DUIs fell from 2009 Holiday levels, with ONLY 3,534 arrests from November 25th thru January 1st - a mere 25% decrease. Officials caution that the main reason is the 50% less traffic stops this season. Stay thirsty, my Friends!
- "When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely right, or absolutely wrong!" - French Playwright Albert Guinon
- Now former Az. Supt. of Public Schools - and New AG(can you believe it?) - Tom Horne is set to do battle with Tucson Unified Schools, over ethnic classes intended for specific race populations. Horne claims the classes violate State policy, and further states that the purpose of the public schools is to bring students of all ethnicities together. No, Tom, the purpose of the public schools is to educate students - which is why you failed so miserably as a Superintendent, and will follow the same path as AG!
- In her upcoming state-of-the-State speech, Gov. Brewer will confirm that the legislature will ponder a cutting-edge flat-tax plan, ie., 1. How much did you make? 2. Send it in!
- Single women believe in monogamy more than single men, but the women are more likely to cheat on their partner!
- After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Habeeb called a brief recess and retired to Chambers. En route, he met up with Judge Buetti, and asked, "What would you give a 63-year old hooker?" "Oh, gosh,' replied Buetti, "No more than five or six bucks!"
- Small-town News? - A local paper reports that there is a hole in the fence at a nudist resort. The police are looking into it!
Ponderings:
- DON'T HIT KIDS! No, seriously. They have guns now!
- We'll be friends until we are old and senile. Then we'll be new friends!
- Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?"....and then it hits me!
Epilogue: The youngest Pope was 11-years old(I'm sure there's an anecdote there, somewhere!)
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak!
- Arizona DUIs fell from 2009 Holiday levels, with ONLY 3,534 arrests from November 25th thru January 1st - a mere 25% decrease. Officials caution that the main reason is the 50% less traffic stops this season. Stay thirsty, my Friends!
- "When everyone is against you, it means you are absolutely right, or absolutely wrong!" - French Playwright Albert Guinon
- Now former Az. Supt. of Public Schools - and New AG(can you believe it?) - Tom Horne is set to do battle with Tucson Unified Schools, over ethnic classes intended for specific race populations. Horne claims the classes violate State policy, and further states that the purpose of the public schools is to bring students of all ethnicities together. No, Tom, the purpose of the public schools is to educate students - which is why you failed so miserably as a Superintendent, and will follow the same path as AG!
- In her upcoming state-of-the-State speech, Gov. Brewer will confirm that the legislature will ponder a cutting-edge flat-tax plan, ie., 1. How much did you make? 2. Send it in!
- Single women believe in monogamy more than single men, but the women are more likely to cheat on their partner!
- After listening to the elderly hooker plead her case, Judge Habeeb called a brief recess and retired to Chambers. En route, he met up with Judge Buetti, and asked, "What would you give a 63-year old hooker?" "Oh, gosh,' replied Buetti, "No more than five or six bucks!"
- Small-town News? - A local paper reports that there is a hole in the fence at a nudist resort. The police are looking into it!
Ponderings:
- DON'T HIT KIDS! No, seriously. They have guns now!
- We'll be friends until we are old and senile. Then we'll be new friends!
- Sometimes I wonder...."Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?"....and then it hits me!
Epilogue: The youngest Pope was 11-years old(I'm sure there's an anecdote there, somewhere!)
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