Az I Laugh At It....
- Sharon went to the gun store to buy a rifle. "It's for my husband, George," she told the clerk. "Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk. "Are you kidding?" Sharon replied. "He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him!"
- PJ called the doctor, and asked, "Doc, my wife lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back?" The doctor replied, "Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!"
- After a short vacation, Bernie exclaimed, "I went wading across a raging river, escaped from bears in the woods, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, and climbed an enormous tree!" Adam said, "Wow! You must be a great outdoorsman!" "No,' Nick countered, I'm just a lousy golfer!"
- While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her 7-year old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the 7-year old asked, "Mommy, can I have some money to buy a soda?" "What do you say?" she asked. Respectfully, the boy replied, "You're thin and beautiful." She reached in to her purse and gave him the money!
Before performing Alec's Baptism, the priest told Nick, "Baptsiam is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," said Nick. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming with plenty of cookies and cakes for our friends." "I don't mean that," answered the priest. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?" "Oh, sure," said Nick. "I've got a keg of beer and and a case of whiskey!"
- PJ called the doctor, and asked, "Doc, my wife lost her voice. What should I do to help her get it back?" The doctor replied, "Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!"
- After a short vacation, Bernie exclaimed, "I went wading across a raging river, escaped from bears in the woods, marched up and down a mountain, stood in a patch of poison ivy, and climbed an enormous tree!" Adam said, "Wow! You must be a great outdoorsman!" "No,' Nick countered, I'm just a lousy golfer!"
- While on maternity leave, a woman from our office brought in her new bundle of joy. She also had her 7-year old son with her. Everyone gathered around the baby, and the 7-year old asked, "Mommy, can I have some money to buy a soda?" "What do you say?" she asked. Respectfully, the boy replied, "You're thin and beautiful." She reached in to her purse and gave him the money!
Before performing Alec's Baptism, the priest told Nick, "Baptsiam is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," said Nick. "My wife has made appetizers and we have a caterer coming with plenty of cookies and cakes for our friends." "I don't mean that," answered the priest. "I mean, are you prepared spiritually?" "Oh, sure," said Nick. "I've got a keg of beer and and a case of whiskey!"
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