Az I Laugh At It....
- Sharon and George attended an 'A-list only' party. On the way home, George said, "Sharon, have I ever told you how beautiful and sexy you look?" "Why, no," said Sharon. George yelled, "Then what gave you that stupid idea at the party?"
- During class, Mr. Phipps asked Alec to spell 'straight.' "S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T," said Alec. "That's correct," said Mr. Phipps. "Now, do you know what it means?" "Sure," replied Alec. "Without water!"
- Out bicycling with his 8-year old grand-daughter, Emma, Howie got a bit wistful. "In ten years, you'll want to be with your friends and you won't want to go biking, walking, and swimming with me like you do now," he bemoaned. Emma shrugged, "In ten years, you'll be too old to do all of those things, anyway!"
- During class, Mr. Phipps asked Alec to spell 'straight.' "S-T-R-A-I-G-H-T," said Alec. "That's correct," said Mr. Phipps. "Now, do you know what it means?" "Sure," replied Alec. "Without water!"
- Out bicycling with his 8-year old grand-daughter, Emma, Howie got a bit wistful. "In ten years, you'll want to be with your friends and you won't want to go biking, walking, and swimming with me like you do now," he bemoaned. Emma shrugged, "In ten years, you'll be too old to do all of those things, anyway!"
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