Az I Laugh At It....
- The doctor said to Sharon, "George needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills." Sharon asked, "When should I give them to him?" The doctor replied, "They are for you, so he can have his rest and peace!"
- After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed. When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: "The Ten Commandments."
- Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said, "I died of cancer." The second man said, "I died of tuberculosis." The third man said "I died of seenus." The first two men said, "No, you mean sinus." The third man said "No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend's wife and he seen us!"
- PJ told Bernie, "I went to the doctor for water on the knee." "Well," asked Bernie, "what did he say?" PJ replied, "He said I wasn't aiming straight!"
- After a meeting with the Pope, Bill Clinton held a press conference and announced that they had a very successful conference and had agreed on about 60% of what they discussed. When asked what they discussed, Clinton replied: "The Ten Commandments."
- Three men were sitting on a bench in heaven discussing how they died. The first man said, "I died of cancer." The second man said, "I died of tuberculosis." The third man said "I died of seenus." The first two men said, "No, you mean sinus." The third man said "No, I mean seenus. I was out with my best friend's wife and he seen us!"
- PJ told Bernie, "I went to the doctor for water on the knee." "Well," asked Bernie, "what did he say?" PJ replied, "He said I wasn't aiming straight!"
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