Az I Laugh At It....
- Late one night, a masked mugger jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money," he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this – I am a United States Congressman!" "In that case," replied the mugger, "give me MY money!"
- She met a sexy man by the lake. There was an instant spark between them and he fell at her feet. As they laid there, making love, she thought to herself, ''These Tasers are well worth the money!''
- During my uncle's physical exam, his doctor mentioned that he was slightly overweight. "Do you get any exercise?" the physician asked. "Well, I used to have an exercise bike in the TV room," my uncle began. "Used to!" the doctor said. "Where is it now?" "I had to store it in the basement," my uncle confessed, "because it got in the way of my snack trays!"
- An genie emerged from an old lantern that PJ found at the beach. It said that in gratitude for releasing him from his capture, he would reward PJ with a choice of infinite wealth, or infinite wisdom. Without hesitating, PJ selected infinite wisdom. "Done!" said the genie, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Then all heads turned toward PJ, who sat surrounded by a faint halo of light. He seemed stunned and shocked, as a cloud of silence encompassed the room. Finally, I leaned over and whispered to him, "What do have to say, now that you are filled with infinite wisdom?" PJ sighed, and said, "I should have taken the money!"
- She met a sexy man by the lake. There was an instant spark between them and he fell at her feet. As they laid there, making love, she thought to herself, ''These Tasers are well worth the money!''
- During my uncle's physical exam, his doctor mentioned that he was slightly overweight. "Do you get any exercise?" the physician asked. "Well, I used to have an exercise bike in the TV room," my uncle began. "Used to!" the doctor said. "Where is it now?" "I had to store it in the basement," my uncle confessed, "because it got in the way of my snack trays!"
- An genie emerged from an old lantern that PJ found at the beach. It said that in gratitude for releasing him from his capture, he would reward PJ with a choice of infinite wealth, or infinite wisdom. Without hesitating, PJ selected infinite wisdom. "Done!" said the genie, and disappeared in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Then all heads turned toward PJ, who sat surrounded by a faint halo of light. He seemed stunned and shocked, as a cloud of silence encompassed the room. Finally, I leaned over and whispered to him, "What do have to say, now that you are filled with infinite wisdom?" PJ sighed, and said, "I should have taken the money!"
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