Az I Laugh At It....
- Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day, picked out a box of tampons and preceded to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the older boy, "Son, how old are you?" "Eight," the boy replied. The man continued, "do you know what these are used for?" The boy replied, "not exactly, but they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now, he can't do either!"
- Nick and Bernie were playing golf, when they came to the 9th tee, where there is a rest area overlooking a lake. Nick looked at Bernie, and said, "Hey, Bernie, check out those two idiots fishing in the rain!"
- "I need a raise," Mike said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me." "Is that so?" asked the boss. "What other companies are after you?" Mike replied, "The electric company, the gas company, and the phone company!"
- Phyllis asked Sharon, "What do you use for washing dishes?" "Oh, I tried many things, but found that George is the best!"
- Good health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die!
- Proverb: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years!
- Observation: Half of our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save!
- Nick and Bernie were playing golf, when they came to the 9th tee, where there is a rest area overlooking a lake. Nick looked at Bernie, and said, "Hey, Bernie, check out those two idiots fishing in the rain!"
- "I need a raise," Mike said to his boss. "There are three other companies after me." "Is that so?" asked the boss. "What other companies are after you?" Mike replied, "The electric company, the gas company, and the phone company!"
- Phyllis asked Sharon, "What do you use for washing dishes?" "Oh, I tried many things, but found that George is the best!"
- Good health is the slowest possible rate at which one can die!
- Proverb: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years!
- Observation: Half of our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save!
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