Az I Laugh At It....
- George went out to dinner with Sharon, to celebrate her 65th birthday. He asked, "So what would you like, Sharon? A diamond ring? A sable coat? A Rolls-Royce?" Sharon said, "George, I want a divorce." George replied, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."
- Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. "Look," said one to the other, "Let's be honest with each other." "Okay, you first." replied the other. That was the end of the discussion!
- Three preachers are sitting in front of the Pearly Gates, waiting to be let in, when a truck driver walks up and walks right on through. One of the preachers asked St. Peter, "How come that truck driver walked right through, while us three men of the cloth have to sit here and wait?" St. Peter replied, "That truck driver scared more Hell out of people in thirty seconds than you three did in a lifetime."
- A dying granny told her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse, and $22,398,750.78 in cash." The granddaughter, about to become rich, compassionately whispered, "Oh Granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Granny whispered, "Facebook!"
The Letter:
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on
The Reply:
Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad
- Two lawyers were walking along, negotiating a case. "Look," said one to the other, "Let's be honest with each other." "Okay, you first." replied the other. That was the end of the discussion!
- Three preachers are sitting in front of the Pearly Gates, waiting to be let in, when a truck driver walks up and walks right on through. One of the preachers asked St. Peter, "How come that truck driver walked right through, while us three men of the cloth have to sit here and wait?" St. Peter replied, "That truck driver scared more Hell out of people in thirty seconds than you three did in a lifetime."
- A dying granny told her granddaughter, "I want to leave you my farm. That includes the villa, the tractor and other equipment, the farmhouse, and $22,398,750.78 in cash." The granddaughter, about to become rich, compassionately whispered, "Oh Granny, you are so generous. I didn't even know you had a farm. Where is it?" With her last breath, Granny whispered, "Facebook!"
The Letter:
Dear Dad, $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can`t think of anything I need. $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on
The Reply:
Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad
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