Az I Laugh At It....
- At a golf course, four men approached the sixteenth tee. The straight fairway ran along a road and bike path fenced off on the left. Bernie teed off and hooked the ball in that direction. The ball went over the fence and bounced off the bike path onto the road, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and was knocked back on to the fairway. As they all stood in amazement, Jeff asked him, "How on earth did you do that?" Bernie shrugged his shoulders and said, "You have to know the bus schedule."
- A man walked into a bar and took a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gave her a quick glance and casually looked at his watch for a moment. The woman noticed this and asked, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replied, "I just got this state-of the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman queried, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The man explained, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady asked, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties," replied the man. The woman giggled, and exclaimed, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The man smiled, tapped his watch and said, "Damn thing's an hour fast!"
- Have you heard about poor George, whose wife(Sharon) and mother-in-law insisted he take them on a hunting trip? He finally gave in. One evening, after yet another uneventful hunt, he called it a day and started towards the camp, intending to collect the women from their stands on the way back. As his mother-in-law was climbing down from her stand, they heard Sharon scream. Rushing towards the sound, they rounded a clearing and came upon a chilling sight: Sharon was backed up against a tree and a large bear stood facing her. The mother-in-law cried, "What are we going to do?" "Be still..." said George. "That bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it!"
- A man walked into a bar and took a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gave her a quick glance and casually looked at his watch for a moment. The woman noticed this and asked, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replied, "I just got this state-of the-art watch and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman queried, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The man explained, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady asked, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says that you're not wearing any panties," replied the man. The woman giggled, and exclaimed, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The man smiled, tapped his watch and said, "Damn thing's an hour fast!"
- Have you heard about poor George, whose wife(Sharon) and mother-in-law insisted he take them on a hunting trip? He finally gave in. One evening, after yet another uneventful hunt, he called it a day and started towards the camp, intending to collect the women from their stands on the way back. As his mother-in-law was climbing down from her stand, they heard Sharon scream. Rushing towards the sound, they rounded a clearing and came upon a chilling sight: Sharon was backed up against a tree and a large bear stood facing her. The mother-in-law cried, "What are we going to do?" "Be still..." said George. "That bear got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it!"
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