Az I Laugh At It....
- A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh Amarillo Theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're only allowed one seat." The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up from there I'm going to have to call the manager." Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success. Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy, what's your name?" "Fred," the cowboy moaned. "Where ya from, Fred?" asked the Ranger. With terrible pain in his voice, and without moving a muscle, Fred replied, "THE BALCONY!"
- Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What's your handicap?" "Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied. "Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with her. "Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!"
- Little Nicky was one of those holy terrors. His dad was surprised when Nicky's mom suggested that they buy him a bike for his birthday. "Do you really believe that'll help improve his behavior ?" he asked. "Well, no," she admitted, "But it will spread it over a wider area."
- Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously, it won't work, and both are expensive.
- Sharon roared, "What do you mean by coming home half drunk?" George replied, "It's not my fault...I ran out of money!"
- Two women were put together as partners in the club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time. After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What's your handicap?" "Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied. "Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was paired up with her. "Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!"
- Little Nicky was one of those holy terrors. His dad was surprised when Nicky's mom suggested that they buy him a bike for his birthday. "Do you really believe that'll help improve his behavior ?" he asked. "Well, no," she admitted, "But it will spread it over a wider area."
- Golf is like marriage: If you take yourself too seriously, it won't work, and both are expensive.
- Sharon roared, "What do you mean by coming home half drunk?" George replied, "It's not my fault...I ran out of money!"
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